do you ever hear a voice and just
that
i’m gonna fuck that voice
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did you know pigs are cleaner and learn tricks faster than dogs???? god i want a pig so bad.
My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
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KEEP FOR FUTURE USE
-uses for all AP classes next year-
HELLO FELLOW WRITING PEOPLE
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| *playing video games* | |
| Someone: | H-- |
| Me: | oMFG I died because you were talkinG |
I just have to share this from last night. TOP’S ENGLISH WAS ADORABLE AND CHOOM TOP CAME OUT FOR HIS BIRTHDAY SHOUT OUT AND IT WAS THE BEST THING EVER
Best moment ever. i could not stop laughing. xD i wish i took a pic. I was one of those singing yaaaayyy
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DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
HEY
I can picture Karkat singing this
tis the season to make this post come back
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50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free
she just goes “unf, jeez, jeez JEEEZ i wanna come and have an orgasm all over you, mr. grey.”
and he’s like, “i’m gonna rip your clothes off and tie you to the bed and bite and hit…
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| Me: | oh my god this guy is perfect for me omg he needs to have my children we need to get married he's so cute aksjfasfkjaslf |
| Me: | *ships him with another man* |
Changmin’s name means: 1) To watch porn all day. 2) To cry alone.
Jaejoong’s name means: 1) Homo. 2) Fabulous.
Junsu’s name means: 1) Looks smart, but is just an idiot. 2) Annoying
OH MY GOD
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Totally straight. Ship gay couples.
Looks like a man when wearing feminine wigs. Looks girly naturally.
Bias means liking one personal a lot.
LikesLoves all five.
Live version sounds better than studio version.
“Let me introduce myself.” Never does.
“I…
my tumblr is not an accurate portrayal of my fangirling
i am actually much, much, much worse than you know
i hold back
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