Me: “So this is now my phones background picture. It’s like he sent it to me. If anyone asks, he’s my boyfriend.”

Mom: “Psh, where is your boyfriend?”
Me: “South Korea…touring, singing, acting, and performing for the world’s first ladies. Yes, he’s very busy.”
Mom: “He doesnt even know you’re his girlfriend.”
Me: “I’m pretty sure I’m girlfriend number 4382469135 though.”
Mom: “Wow.”
Me:
